The rat race is a war fought on domestic grunge , do n’t permit anyone tell you otherwise . And those of you who bravely process into collective America every morning need to ensure you ’re properly equip for your nine - to - five struggle . A burnished pair of wingtips and a brown bag dejeuner will only get you to the front lines . For guaranteed triumph you take more in your armory , like a fancy haircut , andGerber ’s fresh Impromptu Tactical Pen .
The playpen is backed by a lifespan guarantee , but you ’ll probably never in reality need to call Gerber since its machined steel consistence — finished with a stuff called Cerakote for extra grip — can survive almost anything , including impossible deadline . And should you ever ascertain yourself needing to signal a TPS report in a cloudburst , you ’ll be happy you made this$62investment since the Impromptu ’s ink cartridge can easily write in the rain .
But that ’s not all . Say you find yourself trapped in a seemingly unending control board meeting , with your companionship ’s CEO obstruct the only exit . When the Impromptu ’s penitentiary is retracted it reveals a harden brand glass breaker that can be used to wear out open an escape route from any well - windowed office . It kind of makes your fancy Montblanc seem like taking a knife to a gunplay . [ GerberviaBless This Stuff ]
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