The upstart practical currentness associated withInfowars guestRoger Ver now has an anthem , and it seems we have Canada to thank for it . After Japan ’s foray into blockchain - barrack euphony with acryptocurrency - themed soda water graven image group , it was only a topic of time
“ Bitcoin Ca$h ” comes to us by fashion of Lil Windex , an inscrutable knocker believed to hail from British Columbia . Without much extant coverage to take out from , there ’s not a lot we know about Mr. Windex , though we can report he once told Noisey , “ I idolize birds . ” ( Should he ever become famous enough to earn the attention of his corporate namesake — as once happened to electronic euphony projectSaint Pepsi , now known as Skylar Spence — we imagine Windex will likely ask him to choose a different stage name . )
Over three verses , “ Bitcoin Ca$h ” evidence the report of a presumably fictionalise version of Windex who go from a dead - end task , to being hard - sell by a stranger in a cafe who explains the ( needlessly granular , for a birdsong ) inside information of virtual currency mining , to receive absurd personal wealth . Due to the intangible nature of digital tokens , our protagonist is frequently depicted with large center of fiat up-to-dateness .
“ Bitcoin Ca$h ” end with the follow half - spoken , half - rapped soliloquy no longer lay to medicine :
Hey fuck bitcoin core . You ’re just a buncha names . We the BCH crowd . We run this game . So before you start talking just consider the fact that we ’re the real money Jehovah . We get millions in Johnny Cash . And bitch we : strive for success/ we ’re defined as the best/ and if you desire your/ life story to be blessed/ then come on by and invest/ just like I did/ and now my married woman ’s breasts/ have doubled in size on her chest/ Rrrrikikiki/ Ya [ unhearable ] dickhead . BCH gang !
Whether this is a sincere or satiric effort ( or if that distinction holds any meaning to Lil Windex ) remains unclear , as does his personal virtual currency investment portfolio .
Since peaking in mid - December , bitcoin cash has lost around 75 percent of its value .
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