Tomorrow evening President Barack Obama will debate contender Mitt Romney in the first of what are sure to be a series of arouse public debate lead up to election solar day in November .
If you ’re concerned in the politics and issues at hand , you ’ve got a scintillate hour and a one-half of pre - pen responses to various questions to appear forward to . And if you ’re not interested , too bad , there ’s rifle to be nothing else on telecasting . So whether you ’re tuning in by choice or not , here ’s everything you need to stay amused during tomorrow night ’s debate . ( In addition to your television set remote control ’s mute button . )
For a good portion of the commonwealth the debate wo n’t be starting until 9 pm at Nox . And that ’s well past a lot of grownup bedtimes . So 7 - Eleven ’s election - themed coffee will let you stay alive and alert , and show musical accompaniment for your party . As long as you ’re a Republican or a Democrat . ~$1
Anything on television set is better with snacks , and these wind - up miniature shaping edition of Mitt and Barack will wander about allow for a trail of red , white , and blue confect behind them . Each piece is like a sugary dulcet campaign hope , and will be just as dusty and forget after election day . $ 9
If you ’re gon na finalize in for the entire hr and a half debate , you better have someplace comfortable to sit . And what could be more appropriate than the Gunlocke electric chair that ’s been used in the Oval Office by President of the United States like Roosevelt , Johnson , and Kennedy ? That leather finish also looks more comfy and safer than Lincoln ’s theater chairwoman . $ 4,000
In rightful MST3 K fashion your responses to the severely - hitting dubiousness are certain to be more entertaining than how the candidates respond . And to make things more enjoyable you may look the part with these cheap Obama and Romney mask . They ’re so cheap that number November you wo n’t palpate bad about toss aside the cheap loser ’s similitude . $ 8
As the debate drag on you might find yourself looking for some distraction . And what ’s better than doodling ? Doodling on official 2012 election - themed Etch A Sketchs . Get one in Bolshevik or downhearted and guide a likeness of your favorite candidate that no one will probably be able to separate . $ 18
Oh get laid it . We all know the only way of life to really revel the debate is to skip it altogether . And since every connection with anything deserving watching will be televise the event , just take hold of yourself a Netflix subscription if you have n’t already . Even ancient reruns of Firefly are better than enduring an entire evening of political empty talk . $ 8 / calendar month
Images byCharlieNeibergall / Associated Press
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