Here ’s the perfect gift for the extra someone in your biography who ca n’t open a Lamborghini , but like todress and accessorizelike they can : a$2,450 “ Alpha - One”premium smartphone .
Perthe Verge , this ridiculous money - hole - present - as - a - phone clocks in with “ the most luxurious technology”—roughly like specifications to a high - end smartphone that costs less than a third of the sticker price — as well as a “ liquid metal ” frame , “ Italian handmade disastrous leather ” and the Tonino Lamborghini Raging Bull logotype , which symbolizes “ lastingness , courageousness , determination and cheek . ”
It does come with a leather earphone case and a cable , but no arranger , because lol .
Here ’s the full feature set , per the Verge :
5.5 - column inch WQHD , 2560×1440 , showing
Qualcomm Snapdragon 820 processor
Android Nougat
4 GB of RAM with 64 GB of memory board and up to 128 GB of expansible depot
20 - megapixel rear - face photographic camera and a 8 - megapixel front - facing tv camera
3,250mAh barrage
Dual SIM plug-in support
fingermark scanner
Color me unimpressed . To pose as a real , live fake Lambo possessor , you ’re going to require an entirely different lineament set . Here ’s some suggestions :
Axe trunk spray dispenser
picture gallery pre - stiff with characterisation of your definitely real Lambo , which is in the shop , because you advertise it too hard , in an impromptu illegal street race , along uh the scenic Sicilian glide
App which reminds you to call your mom on laundry day
E - book of Neil Strauss ’ The Game : fathom the Secret Society of Pickup creative person
A wall adapter , since $ 2,450 ostensibly does n’t buy you a wall transcriber
What the hell kind of euphony do fake Lambo guys listen to ? Is it DJ Pauly D ? We ’ll go with DJ Pauly D. The phone occur with DJ Pauly D
White House Communications Department parking pass
QR codification which , when scanned , allows you to skip the line when you arrive in Hell
Enjoy , fellas !
[ The Verge ]
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