Holy . Crap . Just when you mean Ginsu was done , that they could n’t top slicing not only shoes and centime but their own Ginsu knife , the fellowship give away the confidential project that they ’ve put millions billions trillion of R&D dollars into : The Outdoor Electric Fillet Knife . Holy crap holy crap holy crap holy crap . Let ’s paint the image of why this invention is so monolithic . You ’re sitting there , on the boat , educate to fillet some freshly caught trout . Even though your generic knife is just resting on a table unprovoked , it alternate into your eye where it gouges away like a spoonful on a grape . The sensation spite , but you keep on 30 % imaginativeness in that middle after minor surgery . Now let ’s paint the same picture with the Ginsu . You ’re sit there , on the gravy holder , preparing to fillet some saucily entrance trout . Even though your 12V Ginsu Outdoor Electric Fillet Knife is just resting on a table unprovoked , it flips into your middle where , powered by fearsome wattage and a sword that can even reduce the honest-to-god Ginsu that geld the older Ginsu , it pierces directly into your intellectual cerebral cortex before slicing down your torso and falling to the gravy boat floor — where it cut a hole in the very fabric of time and blank itself . Still want that generic knife ? Yeah , that ’s what we suppose . [ radi excogitation ]
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