It ’s no mystery that Hallmark has recognized the unique niche filled by its Keepsake Ornaments . The greeting - card colossus releases new selections every year , and while some of them are of the traditional saint - and - snowflake variety , others are aimed squarely at geeky collectors .
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This year , however , shit ’s getting next - layer .
Starting July 9 , you may pre - order a distant - controlledDeath Star tree topper(which illumine up and plays “ The Imperial March , ” but woefully does not give off a tractor ray ) ; aForce Awakens edition Han Solo(you’ll have to DIY your own Kylo Ren figure , though ) ; the always - festiveAliens queen ; and the below , which may even pass last twelvemonth ’s “ Star Trek II : The Wrath of Khan Mr. Spock and Captain Kirk : The demand of the Many ” ornament ( “ What says Christmas more than watching Leonard Nimoy go slowly and awfully of radiation poisoning while wearing an oven mitt ? Nothing , that ’s what , ” io9 ’s own Rob Brickenpointed out last December . )
Anyway , here ’s 2016 ’s jaw - eye dropper , which pays testimonial to Star Trek ’s very first instalment , “ The Man Trap , ” on the social function of the show ’s 50th day of remembrance .
First airing back in 1966 , the first Star Trek episode to be diffuse boast the gang ’s visit to an outpost to lead medical examination , only to be assault by a murderous shape - shifting extraterrestrial being , the Salt Monster . push a clitoris on this Keepsake Ornament to hear dialog from this illustrious episode .
Hopefully the talks is Kirk call “ AAAAAAGHHHHHH ! ” in the climactic prospect when the monster shows its lawful figure . Just over and over , on an endless cringle . Batteries are included .
[ H / T mrtrent100 ]
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